Monday, 30 November 2020

Madrid, Spain (still...)

I can't think of anything interesting to write (you may have noticed that this has been the case quite often of late) so I'll settle for just photos on this occasion. Moving on soon!

Palacio de Cristal in Retiro Park

The Senate

Feminist Garden.
Defiantly untrimmed.

A melding of cultures both high and low:
Velazquez's 1656 masterpiece 'Las Meninas' is currently the subject of sculptures being placed randomly all over Madrid.
Also there's a new Wonder Woman film out.

In Segovia I was tickled to find a restaurant called Selfish Poke.
Here in Madrid I have found Pokes that are Healthy and Tasty.
Now I'm on the lookout for Drunken and Furtive.

Madrid apartment #3. My favourite digs of this trip, and possibly of all my trips ever.
Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, one chandelier. Less than 200m from the Royal Palace.
36 quid a night.

Madrid apartment #4. 
Not as big as #3, but better located for nightlife, and with a bit more sunshine.

Edd vs Food #93
Spanish pasties at Market Cafe 24H
Very nice, but it remains to be seen if they'll do a Christmas Bake...

Monday, 23 November 2020

Madrid, Spain (again)

Today's exciting news is that my spray bottle of 1-Cal sunflower oil has finally run out. I bought it, just before my departure, for £1.50 from B&M Bargains or somewhere like that. It's served me loyally through dozens of improvised self-catering meals. To replace it, since I'm now on the continent, I've had to go a little bit upmarket and buy a spray bottle of extra virgin olive oil (calories per spray not specified) from Carrefour for €2.15.

Carrefour is the only real hypermarket chain present in Spain. And there are no full-sized Carrefours in central Madrid - you have to go way out into the suburbs for that. Most people do their shopping at smaller shops, or at midsized supermarkets such as El Corte Inglés, which is very roughly like a Spanish M&S. Aldi and LIDL are both present, which is handy. The other main local chains include Día, Mercadona and Eroski. They all have their respective pluses and minuses, upon which I'm slowly becoming something of an expert, as I already am with American fast food.  

I like doing my food shopping here but sometimes I miss the microwaveable meal soups that I get from Sainsburys back home. I also miss being able to buy curry sauce in jars. (Here you can find curry sauce if you really hunt for it, but it comes in tiny little pots at about €4 a go.) And of course I miss getting my frozen Greggs pastries from Iceland.

But I've been very well behaved on this trip where junk food is concerned. I haven't had so much as a McDonalds coffee since I left the UK. Temptation has reared its ugly head here in Madrid, where there are several Taco Bells, but I'm staying strong. The only prominent domestic fast food chains in Spain are Telepizza, a cheap Dominos type affair which I'm not curious to try, and VIPS, a sandwich chain which I tried and now wish I hadn't. See Edd vs Food.

Anyway. I'm still in Madrid because the surrounding comunidades are still closed. As you can tell, there's not a whole lot going on here, other than that I'm continuing to succeed in dodging both Covid and the winter blues. I'll keep at it.

Early morning view east on Gran Vía from the Plaza de España, near my first apartment

In Retiro Park at sunset: a monument to King Alf The Twelfth.
They're currently on King Phil The Sixth.

Palacio de Cibeles

The Royal Palace, seen from across the Campo del Moro

TRIGGER WARNING (read the sign)
I'll come back in a few years to see if anything gets erected for Boris.

Madrid apartment number 2. Not really keen on this one.
A bit borstal-esque. Also a hopelessly underequipped kitchen.
It's no way to live, trying to peel carrots with a regular kitchen knife.

Edd vs Food #92
VIPS (see text). Very disappointing. In the Nandos league.
Lukewarm microwaved French fries. Also note the big slices of 'reformed' chicken.
Ten euros!

Monday, 16 November 2020

Madrid, Spain

For the first time on this trip, which is two months old today, I'm returning to a place that I visited in 2017. Arriving here was a lucky bit of timing, because the crest of the second Covid wave has resulted in border closures between Spain's various comunidades, and so skipping from city to city has been taken off the menu for a while. If I'm going to be trapped anywhere, I might as well be trapped here.

Madrid doesn't really have any big tourist attractions along the lines of the Eiffel Tower or the Statue of Liberty. And indeed right now it doesn't have any tourists. Just the locals, and me. The streets aren't empty but they're a long way from jam-packed and everything is very manageable. It's tasteless to say it, but global pandemics do sometimes have their benefits.

On a couple of occasions I've ventured out, duly masked & sanitised, to sample a bit of Madrid nightlife. It's a pleasant surprise how affordable the drinks are, although this has much to do with the fact that beer taxes here are literally less than a tenth of what they are in the UK. And the city centre is quite compact, meaning that it's just about possible to incorporate all the good districts into one big walk, punctuated at agreeable intervals with food & drink as required. You certainly couldn't do that in London. There's the snot-nosed upmarket area (Salamanca), the bohemian gay district (Chueca), the slightly dodgy immigrant quarter (Lavapiés), and so on...

I've spent quite a few euros in the local bottle shops in order to give Spanish craft beer a fair hearing. Some of it was pretty good, but most of it was average, and none of it was great. I think there are two main obstacles holding the industry back. One is that the demand just isn't there. In the UK & USA, the first thing that beer nerds like me do upon walking into a bar - any bar - is to scan the casks and kegs and see if there's anything unfamiliar worth trying. In Spain, of course, most people don't even walk into the bar at all. They just sit outside and wait to be given a choice between cheap mass-market keg beer and modestly expensive mass-market keg beer.

Which leads me to the second obstacle. In the UK & USA, the craft beer surge was an unexpected phenomenon that caught the global brewing giants unawares. (The industry is much more concentrated than you might think: Budweiser, Becks, Stella, Corona, Boddingtons, Staropramen...all one firm. Amstel, Sol, Tiger, Heineken, Fosters, Moretti...ditto.) The big Spanish brewers have seen what's happened elsewhere, and they're making damn sure it doesn't happen here, using clever marketing and cosy supermarket deals to push their faux-craft 'premium' brands and prevent the Spanish craft brewers from making any real inroads. I just can't see a Spanish Brewdog appearing any time soon.

Fortunately the best British and American craft beers are available in Madrid, if you know where to look. I drank a few in my apartment while watching England's miserable defeat against Belgium last night. Football on TV is the only football available to me...I very much regret that I can't go along to the Bernabeu or the Metropolitano to see Real or Atlético do their thing. Indeed right now I'd even settle for Getafe or Leganés, both of whom are just about within walking distance. But maybe it's just as well for my readers that I won't have the opportunity to bore you with football as well as with beer. I'll try to think of something more exciting for my next blog.


Gran Via, seen from the rooftop terrace of the Circulo de Bellas Artes

Cibeles fountain, towards sunset

Ópera. This area is where I stayed last time, in 2017.

Paseo de la Castellana, closed for the Vuelta (Spain's equivalent of the Tour de France).
I couldn't be bothered to wait for the riders to come round.

Edd vs Food #91
Chicken burrito at Cherry Pecas ('pecas' means 'freckles')
Drink included for scale - that's a pint glass.

Madrid apartment. Bit poky, due to being very central, but it'll do.